Sheesh Mahal in Llanelli, South Wales

Reputedly the best Mitch dispenser in Llanelli, I went in there and had a Mitch.

The meal

Vegetable paneer masala or something
Chana aloo
Egg n pea fried rice
Flat coke
After eight mint with bill

The experience

On first entering the Sheesh I was offered a table right next to a massive water feature. It was well noisy, like being sat next to a broken drain in a storm.  I asked if I could move to the table next to the toilet which was more to my liking.

My waiter was friendly and had some sort of football player's Mohawk with mullet tail hair do.  It was pretty dope actually, much better than my wispy comb over.  The food turned up very quickly which made me think they must have read my mind before I'd got there, perhaps when I was  outside Newport on the M4.

Mid meal my mind began to wander and I found myself wondering how these places outside London survive.  I know it's frightfully metro prejudice of me, but what do people outside London do, they can't all run curry houses or be bank robbers?  I suppose it's my narrow mindedness, sheet I don't even know what's going on anymore.  By the way the voice in my head while I wonder things is that of Eddie murphy in Beverley hills cop.

Food - 3.68/5
Atmosphere - 2.76/5
Architecture match - deco ballroom meets midlands hotel conference suite